Do I have Stupid written on my forehead?

Apparently I do and apparently it is true. I am so tired of being jerked around by men and having my emotions played with, I wish they'd do me a favor and just come out and say what they really want, then I could just tell them to go to you know where and move on. So if you are out there reading this, do me a favor and do the following:

1. Don't call me beautiful because I know Im not and it wont get you into my bed.
2. Don't ask me questions about how things are going because I dont really want to see that glazed look in your eyes when I answer you.
3. Don't make promises you have no intention of keeping because, as in number1, they won't get you into my bed.
4. If your only passing through, keep on going.